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100+ Cheesy & Corny Pickup Lines

  • My best toys run on batteries.
  • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
  • Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)
  • Are you religious? ‘Cause your prayers have just been answered.
  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were Greek.
  • Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven.”
  • You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.
  • You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.
  • You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
100+ Cheesy & Corny Pickup Lines

100+ Cheesy & Corny Pickup Lines

  • Do you believe in Divine appointment?
  • I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
  • The fact you are in my life shows God loves me.
  • You know how god created everyone you must have been his best creation Confess here often?
  • Stare at him/her till they say “What?” then be like “sorry I just looking at you and realised where God put my other half”
  • Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Your eye is bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

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100+ Dirty & Funny Pickup Lines

  • Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
  • Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
  • My Love, you’re you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
  • Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
  • If you n I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
  • You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
  • Man – “Fat Penguin!” Woman – “WHAT?” Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
  • I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
  • If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep til afternoon.
  • Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
  • If there was a party in your mouth I’d be the first person to come
  • How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
  • Let’s play titanic when I say iceberg you go down
  • If I was a watermelon would you spit my seed?
  • The only reason I would kick you out of the bed is to fcuk you on the floor
  • I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I’m kinda hoping you’re a slut!
100+ Dirty & Funny Pickup Lines

100+ Dirty & Funny Pickup Lines

  • I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
  • Wanna Job? It Blows!
  • My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
  • Hi, I’m a burglar… and I’m gonna smash your back door in!
  • You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the shoes on!
  • I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
  • I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
  • I’m a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
  • I’m going to have s*x with you later, so you might as well be there!
  • Some men go around telling women they have an eight-inch p*nis; I’d never shortchange myself like that!
  • The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to New Jersey.
  • Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.
  • I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?
  • I’m not a d*ck in real life, but I’ll play one in your v*gina tonight!
  • Your a*s is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
  • Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and fcuk you for glory.
  • Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I’d sure love to tap THAT a*s!
  • I would tell you a joke about my p*nis….buts its too long 😉

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100+ Cute and Romantic Pickup Lines

  • A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • You: Your father must have been a thief.
  • The Romantic: Huh?
  • You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • The Romantic melts in your hands.
  • If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
  • I think you just stole something. [What’s That?] My heart.
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
  • Did it hurt when you fell? [Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

    100+ Cute and Romantic Pickup Lines

    100+ Cute and Romantic Pickup Lines

  • I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
  • I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  • “I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.”
  • “I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.”
  • “Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here…”
  • “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”
  • “Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”
  • “Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.” Continue Reading

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