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The Biggest Collection of Musical & Band Pickup Lines –
- If I were a drum I’d let you bang me all night long!
- You must be a choir director because you make my heart sing!
- This cello isn’t the only big wood between my legs.
- Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin’ me horny!
- I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
- Let’s make some sweet music together, honey.
- You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
- I can make you hit all the high notes!
- You had me at the cello.
- Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sex?
25 Greatest Band Pick-Up Lines Of All Time
- Would you like to play my organ?
- I’d like to finger your fret board.
- Flute players provide some cheap thrills.
- I C Major potential in us getting together.
- Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
- Girl, you give me a trombone.
- Save a drum, bang a drummer.
- This reed isn’t the only thing I can get wet.
- That’s a nice set of mallets you have.
- Damn girl, you’re lookin’ sharp!
- I’d love to strum your g-string
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
- If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
- You: Your father must have been a thief.
- The Romantic: Huh?
- You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- The Romantic melts in your hands.
- If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
- I think you just stole something. [What’s That?] My heart.
- Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
- Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
- Did it hurt when you fell? [Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
100+ Cute and Romantic Pickup Lines
- I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
- I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
- “I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.”
- “I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.”
- “Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here…”
- “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”
- “Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”
- “Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.” Continue Reading