- My best toys run on batteries.
- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
- Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)
- Are you religious? ‘Cause your prayers have just been answered.
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were Greek.
- Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven.”
- You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.
- You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.
- You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
100+ Cheesy & Corny Pickup Lines
- Do you believe in Divine appointment?
- I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
- The fact you are in my life shows God loves me.
- You know how god created everyone you must have been his best creation Confess here often?
- Stare at him/her till they say “What?” then be like “sorry I just looking at you and realised where God put my other half”
- Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Your eye is bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.